Was a full time nanny, have fostered litters of sick puppies that needed bottles feedings for the SPCA, can confirm this sounds infinitely more frustrating.
You have to go to Miami to get botox before 25 anyways. This message brought to you by over critical southern mothers. That’s one demographic that is meaner in the south, the mothers of single daughters.
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I’ll take the risk of rotting into my chair over frank stopping by with the daily dilation report on his pregnant daughter in law.
If you have your feet in the stirrups before the doc tells you to, you might be a serial killer. Sorry to break the news this way.
To be fair, the other 500 dollar housing options in norfolk are pretty likely to get you stabbed or shot, too.
I had to look at urban dictionary to figure out what “dabs” is.
I drive a Tahoe. Recently met a guy whose first question was “How many stick children do you have on the back of that thing?”
Nothing turns me off like when a man tells me he has a good job that makes a ton of money.
Was once topless at the Willy T off Jost Van Dyke. True trip of a lifetime.
Have mixed that goo up many many times before if I’m thinking of the same stuff. You nailed the description.
Was a full time nanny, have fostered litters of sick puppies that needed bottles feedings for the SPCA, can confirm this sounds infinitely more frustrating.
Envisioning Roger Sterling, the character, reading Gloria Steinem. Got a good laugh out of that one.
Awake before noon. Got a chuckle out of that one.
Thank you. -Women everywhere.
You have to go to Miami to get botox before 25 anyways. This message brought to you by over critical southern mothers. That’s one demographic that is meaner in the south, the mothers of single daughters.
As someone whose job was once “Put ones with typos in a pile, throw out anything that wasn’t written in english,” I felt the struggle.