To the long distance relationship person: long distance relationships suck ass. I’m currently in one. The keys to any long distance relationship is communication and an end date. Long distance relationships can’t go on indefinitely. The successful ones are ones with a date ending the distance and the two parties are in the same place. It’s the light at the end of the lonely tunnel. After a while, missing the other person, being the constant fifth wheel to your couple friends, and being horny with no one to have sex with gets real old after a while.
I hoard electronic documents like depression era people hoard stuff. I have every text I’ve ever sent and received, every email, every word doc and PDF. Even the spam stuff. I have a fear of being accused of something that I didn’t do and electronic info can save me. Even though over half my phone storage is just texts and emails, I still can’t delete it. Even the remains of dumpster fire like relationships remain memorialized in my texts.
I was an usher in my friend’s wedding. It was great. After the ceremony started we just drank a couple beers in the back of the venue during the ceremony. Walking people to a seat wasn’t that bad and we just had to point to the reception venue across the courtyard at the end.
Watching the Rockets get beat down by the Thunder (aka just Westbrook because the rest of the team is garbage) tonight with some friends. Chill night on the town with the same friends on Saturday. Sunday, finishing work stuff I procrastinated on this week before Monday. Beers and booze throughout.
You’re right about the taxes. If you have a simple return with just a paycheck and maybe some student loan interest, you can knock that out in 30 minutes, tops. W2s go out January 30. The earlier you do it, the earlier you get your refund or you give yourself more time to figure out how to cover your tax bill. For more complicated taxes, you should have all that ready to go for your accountant or whatever software you use.
Best day of my life so far was the day I discovered Texas Country Music and I haven’t turned back. Not from Texas, but northwest Louisiana, so basically east Texas.
You can refer to Marcia Clark during the OJ Trial to see how much emphasis was put on her appearance during the trial. Hell, that OJ miniseries on FX devoted an entire episode around comments about her appearance.
Supercuts is the only non-gimmicky hair cut place near me. Plus I have a simple haircut. Take the hair off the collar and off the ears. #5 guard all over. Scissors to shape up. 20 bones with a tip and I’m out in 20 minutes. Its the only place I’ve been able to find to get a good cut since I moved away from my hometown.
I would try to eat at Bubba Gump Shrimp if I was in NYC because I’ve never lived near one. When I travel, I like to eat at unique places or places I don’t have at home, regardless if they are a large chain or locally owned. When I’m in my home city I eat chilis a lot because I genuinely like their food and I think it’s superior to Applebee’s trash food. But I also eat at an ever changing rotation of locally owned restaurants. I don’t understand the disdain for people who like chain restaurants by people who eat exclusively at locally owned places. Live and let live, man. Sometimes I don’t want all the extra unnecessary foodie shit that some locally owned places put on their dishes.
My girlfriend has told me that the bond I have with my four closest friends is intimidating because we can joke on each other for hours. When you and your friends can feed off each other’s energy and keep it going without the jokes getting stale, that’s when you know you will have those people as friends for the rest of your life
In honor of our esteemed congressmen and congresswomen deciding to allow internet providers to further whore out our internet activity to further line their pockets and charge us more, I’m watching a few non porn movies on The Hub this weekend.
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To the long distance relationship person: long distance relationships suck ass. I’m currently in one. The keys to any long distance relationship is communication and an end date. Long distance relationships can’t go on indefinitely. The successful ones are ones with a date ending the distance and the two parties are in the same place. It’s the light at the end of the lonely tunnel. After a while, missing the other person, being the constant fifth wheel to your couple friends, and being horny with no one to have sex with gets real old after a while.
I hoard electronic documents like depression era people hoard stuff. I have every text I’ve ever sent and received, every email, every word doc and PDF. Even the spam stuff. I have a fear of being accused of something that I didn’t do and electronic info can save me. Even though over half my phone storage is just texts and emails, I still can’t delete it. Even the remains of dumpster fire like relationships remain memorialized in my texts.
I was an usher in my friend’s wedding. It was great. After the ceremony started we just drank a couple beers in the back of the venue during the ceremony. Walking people to a seat wasn’t that bad and we just had to point to the reception venue across the courtyard at the end.
But how much is squeezed avocado toast? Asking for Dave.
$40 for all you can eat crawfish and beer is reasonable. I would take that deal all day
Watching the Rockets get beat down by the Thunder (aka just Westbrook because the rest of the team is garbage) tonight with some friends. Chill night on the town with the same friends on Saturday. Sunday, finishing work stuff I procrastinated on this week before Monday. Beers and booze throughout.
This was a very elaborate ad for the new Silicon Valley season. Nicely done.
Chicken pasta salad with sun dried tomatoes
You’re right about the taxes. If you have a simple return with just a paycheck and maybe some student loan interest, you can knock that out in 30 minutes, tops. W2s go out January 30. The earlier you do it, the earlier you get your refund or you give yourself more time to figure out how to cover your tax bill. For more complicated taxes, you should have all that ready to go for your accountant or whatever software you use.
Best day of my life so far was the day I discovered Texas Country Music and I haven’t turned back. Not from Texas, but northwest Louisiana, so basically east Texas.
Wear it like you own it. Pin the tweet to the top of your timeline.
You can refer to Marcia Clark during the OJ Trial to see how much emphasis was put on her appearance during the trial. Hell, that OJ miniseries on FX devoted an entire episode around comments about her appearance.
Supercuts is the only non-gimmicky hair cut place near me. Plus I have a simple haircut. Take the hair off the collar and off the ears. #5 guard all over. Scissors to shape up. 20 bones with a tip and I’m out in 20 minutes. Its the only place I’ve been able to find to get a good cut since I moved away from my hometown.
I would try to eat at Bubba Gump Shrimp if I was in NYC because I’ve never lived near one. When I travel, I like to eat at unique places or places I don’t have at home, regardless if they are a large chain or locally owned. When I’m in my home city I eat chilis a lot because I genuinely like their food and I think it’s superior to Applebee’s trash food. But I also eat at an ever changing rotation of locally owned restaurants. I don’t understand the disdain for people who like chain restaurants by people who eat exclusively at locally owned places. Live and let live, man. Sometimes I don’t want all the extra unnecessary foodie shit that some locally owned places put on their dishes.
You also dress as Woody. Edit button would have come in handy there.
Halloween 2017. You wear your rattlesnake boots. Tell people you have a snake on your boot.
My girlfriend has told me that the bond I have with my four closest friends is intimidating because we can joke on each other for hours. When you and your friends can feed off each other’s energy and keep it going without the jokes getting stale, that’s when you know you will have those people as friends for the rest of your life
In honor of our esteemed congressmen and congresswomen deciding to allow internet providers to further whore out our internet activity to further line their pockets and charge us more, I’m watching a few non porn movies on The Hub this weekend.
14 oz NY Strip with asparagus and mac and cheese on the side. A few bulleit rye and ginger ales to wash it down. Gotta treat yo self on your birthday.
Lou Malnati’s deep dish and some beers with a side of terrible Lou Malnati’s/Illuminati’s jokes. Gotta sample the local flare on the work trip.