Glide

Member Since 09/18/2018

  • Glide 5 years ago on My Job Is Absolutely Crushing My Christmas Spirit

    “Is this how it feels now or…”

    Answer: yes, at least until you work long enough to get enough vacation to just casually peace out for half the month. I get my third vacation week next year and I’m definitely plotting to use it for a real Christmas break as opposed to a destination vacation.

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  • Glide 5 years ago on Getting Back In The Game: Sober Month

    “Plus, the calories in booze is ridiculous so we could eat whatever we want and still be healthier.”
    Stop your damned lies Eric. Last time I “ate whatever I wanted” for an extended period post-college I inflated like a balloon, and I don’t drink to start with.

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  • Glide 5 years ago on What All My Neighbors Are Like Based On Their WiFi Names

    Don’t change it. It’s a good reference and a Wifi name joke doesn’t have to be timeless, just funny to a certain set of people. I promise I’d still chuckle to myself at seeing that show up in my networks 10 years from now.

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  • Glide 6 years ago on I'm Falling In Love With My City

    The majority of the people my age in the small, relatively rich oil town I live in seem to hate its lack of things to do. I couldn’t disagree more, there’s no commute and that buys me more time of my life to do what I want. I’d rather drive five minutes to work and an hour to entertainment than an hour to work and five minutes to entertainment, because nine nights out of ten I’d rather stay in anyways.

    Welcome to the club of the contented!

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  • Glide 6 years ago on Ranking The Best Characters From ‘Scrubs’

    Absolutely rock solid top four, spectacular work avoiding overranking the side comedy characters even though they’re great.

    Kelso is one of those guys that almost demands a rewatch to truly appreciate because you don’t quite realize until a few seasons in that he’s been hilarious all along.

    Turk is the best sitcom sidekick ever in terms of being well-rounded, though Costanza is still the funniest sitcom sidekick ever.

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