“Okayy,” Kelsey said as she headed to the front door. “That sounds boring as shit. Enjoy your retirement party, old man. Anyway, I gotta go. Let’s plan to see each other this week before your ‘relaxing weekend’ in Tahoe!”
John Madden: Damn, Pat! She is throwing fire at Eric.
Pat Summerall: Right you are, John. Eric flopped harder than a fish on a dock gasping for water.
I would push all my chips into the middle if Corinne was a serious candidate for the Bachelorette but if you look at this season with boring Arie, we need somebody crazy for the summer.
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Too much for a Monday, dude, too much
When It Comes To Weddings Where You’re Not The Bride, Always Remember That ‘It’s Not About You’
Yeah, no shit John!
Everybody knows this!
“Okayy,” Kelsey said as she headed to the front door. “That sounds boring as shit. Enjoy your retirement party, old man. Anyway, I gotta go. Let’s plan to see each other this week before your ‘relaxing weekend’ in Tahoe!”
John Madden: Damn, Pat! She is throwing fire at Eric.
Pat Summerall: Right you are, John. Eric flopped harder than a fish on a dock gasping for water.
ENJOY THE MOMENT, SON!
YES! Don’t bring it up unless SHE DOES!!!! If you bring it up before she does, you are going to look weak and pathetic.
any app is a dating app if you’re a closer
friend in town, probably hang out and watch basketball. Volleyball Sunday night
Just skip the bars and go straight to pizza and pornhub
Too much on a Friday
SHUT UP JOEL! YOU AREN’T MY REAL DAD!
I have yet to have a conversation with my mom about dating that went well
hanging out with friends watching basketball and volleyball on Sunday
I hear India is great this time of year
I would push all my chips into the middle if Corinne was a serious candidate for the Bachelorette but if you look at this season with boring Arie, we need somebody crazy for the summer.
I was sick the entire weekend and took 7 naps
Last time I did something like this was high school/college; thank God that shit is over
I’d rather have the bus run over me than step on that bus
I agree
they are still raising money for that task force
Doesn’t Chicago PD have anything better to do at 3:17 am than track down your car and give you tickets.
Happy Birthday!
Just to remind this is the last year you can be on your parents health insurance