Also, I can concur about M*ch*g@n alums. I went on a date with one over the summer and she talked about 95% about M*ch*g@n; I couldn’t wait to get out of there.
If you saw each other on a semi daily basis then yes you can hold out on texting her but you don’t. So its easier for her not to give a fuck about you.
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where is the University of Notre Dame?
Also, I can concur about M*ch*g@n alums. I went on a date with one over the summer and she talked about 95% about M*ch*g@n; I couldn’t wait to get out of there.
Who was waiting on the girl he cheated on Alyssa with to emerge from the his bedroom asking when he was coming back to bed?
It will. His friends will be drunk and say something about it when Alyssa is around
For those who think about joining a gym, wait until mid-March because that when most of the Resolutioners have quit.
I have the same idea but then I go the hometown bar, look around, and thank God I moved to the city
How can you whiff on a meatball being thrown down the middle.
Fuck Jeff!
we are one week away until we blackout on Christmas Eve, knock over the tree, and be woken up by our Moms screaming: “YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS!”
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Still having a Moto Razr is the epitome of scumbag
does it have to be real or can it be any cooked up gossip?
does your sister live in Soviet Russia?!
*Eric introducing Alyssa to his parents*
Eric: Mom, Dad; this is Alyssa
**Awkward Silence**
Joel: Hi, I’m Joel
*Eric thinking to himself: God Damn It Joel! YOU AREN’T MY REAL DAD!
Who was waiting for a rouge squirrel to jump out and attack the Girl while Todd just sits there and watches
Then its a true Thanksgiving holiday!
I had no water in my apt complex last night. Cold showers………………….not fun.
you wanna go get beers after work?
*commenting under protest*
God Damn Mom and Dad. Joel, YOU AREN’T MY REAL DAD!!!
BABY COME BACK! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!
If you saw each other on a semi daily basis then yes you can hold out on texting her but you don’t. So its easier for her not to give a fuck about you.