Having nightmares about not being on mute. PGP
The girl who sits next to me just farted…really loud. PGP
The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.
I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP
3 years removed from college and spring break photos are still filling up my social media. PGP.
I feel hungover every morning. I drink heavily about twice a week. PGP
My desk is more of a lunch table than it is a work station. PGP.
The next person I hear say their weekend was “productive” I am going to punch in the face. PGP.
“I see friends around from time to time, when their ladies let them slip away.” -John Mayer. PGP.