Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

I used to be cool… PGP.

I’m one “reply all” email away from a mental breakdown. PGP.

The guy who had a mental breakdown and threatened everyone at work just got promoted over me. PGP.

Hell has three-walls and is next to a loud talker. PGP.

My dad asked me if my insurance was an HMO or PPO. I have no idea what that means. PGP.