Wrinkle free pants got wrinkled. PGP.

It’s only a matter of time before the girl I’m dating realizes what a professional mess I am. PGP.

I don’t even know how to fake it. PGP.

Bumble, hinge, tinder. Repeat. PGP.

Cost-benefit analysis of paying for more tinder swipes. PGP

We’re hiring new people and I just heard my boss say we need to “make room” for them. PGP

Just sitting around waiting to be fired. PGP

Jay Pritchett taste; Al Bundy pay. PGP

I only have blood because I got away from my desk for an hour. PGP

My coworkers joke, but I really do wish this place would burn to the ground. PGP.