Bottomless mimosas in DuPont Circle have been my saving grace these past few Sundays. If you don’t have an endless supply of coffee, ice water, and your alcoholic brunch beverage of choice in front of you at all times, is it even considered brunch?
I normally get late onset Sunday Scaries from reading these. Either I’ve become jaded to the insanity or this past week’s submissions weren’t all that bad.
To the girl with the boyfriend in the Navy; you guys need to break up, especially if he now wants to stay in. It sucks, I know and my heart goes out to you both, but if you don’t know if you’ll be happy or not in the future then the answer is you won’t be. Then on top of that unhappiness you will become resentful of him for dragging you around the country from duty station to duty station. I see it all the time, been through it myself. Your life will continue and you will both be fine with new people eventually.
I’ll one up the left/right main screen dilemma. Try having the IT guys make the screen split go from the left side of the left monitor to the right side of the right monitor.
Interchangeable IMO for the same versatility reasons. The only aesthetic difference being the level of formality said bun is arranged in per the occasion it is being worn in.
I had that problem at work (with only Duda’s articles too) and I figured out that if you make the window smaller you can find a sweet spot where it will all fit. Hope that helps.
My roommates and I made a friend do something like this at our house senior year. Funny thing was the kid graduated the year before us and was visiting for the weekend. Obviously couldn’t handle college anymore after being exposed to post grad life. Being a post grad for three years now myself, I can only now appreciate the scaries we must’ve given him.
Will flew out of the gates hard leading off with that one. You should be good for the rest of them now depending on how much your Tuesday feels like a Monday, and 11:15am feels like 8:00am.
Just don’t be that single friend who can’t enjoy a solid conversation with any group of people because you’re too busy trying to find a warm body to go home with and you’re good. I see you’re point though.
It also doesn’t make you less of a person when you immediately publicly point out how insane they are being so they DO take that uber home letting you and your single friends actually enjoy the Friday night. If a friend and his/her significant other can’t be counted on as a wingman/woman then they are as useless as a football bat.
Working in the legal office of my unit I see a whole lot of craziness go down. I second everything in this article. Keeping an archive of text messages, emails, a log phone calls, and visitors to my office may be overkill, but it’s damn saved my ass more than once.
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Bottomless mimosas in DuPont Circle have been my saving grace these past few Sundays. If you don’t have an endless supply of coffee, ice water, and your alcoholic brunch beverage of choice in front of you at all times, is it even considered brunch?
I normally get late onset Sunday Scaries from reading these. Either I’ve become jaded to the insanity or this past week’s submissions weren’t all that bad.
To the girl with the boyfriend in the Navy; you guys need to break up, especially if he now wants to stay in. It sucks, I know and my heart goes out to you both, but if you don’t know if you’ll be happy or not in the future then the answer is you won’t be. Then on top of that unhappiness you will become resentful of him for dragging you around the country from duty station to duty station. I see it all the time, been through it myself. Your life will continue and you will both be fine with new people eventually.
Add a standing desk to that and the deals basically close themselves.
I’ll one up the left/right main screen dilemma. Try having the IT guys make the screen split go from the left side of the left monitor to the right side of the right monitor.
Interchangeable IMO for the same versatility reasons. The only aesthetic difference being the level of formality said bun is arranged in per the occasion it is being worn in.
I concur. It is truly the most versatile of hairstyles, if you’re picking up what I’m putting down.
I had that problem at work (with only Duda’s articles too) and I figured out that if you make the window smaller you can find a sweet spot where it will all fit. Hope that helps.
Are we just going to overlook the fact that there has still been no follow up to A Thud And A Splash?! It’s been just over 10 months, Duda!
That sounds like an existential question Will or Duda need to answer.
Just looked at my instagram and almost every photo of myself I have a drink in my hand. It makes me wonder if my only real hobby actually is drinking.
My roommates and I made a friend do something like this at our house senior year. Funny thing was the kid graduated the year before us and was visiting for the weekend. Obviously couldn’t handle college anymore after being exposed to post grad life. Being a post grad for three years now myself, I can only now appreciate the scaries we must’ve given him.
Sorry Joey O.
Can confirm the top shelf did not collapse. It was being held up by the greatness of 60+ Ultras.
Will flew out of the gates hard leading off with that one. You should be good for the rest of them now depending on how much your Tuesday feels like a Monday, and 11:15am feels like 8:00am.
Just don’t be that single friend who can’t enjoy a solid conversation with any group of people because you’re too busy trying to find a warm body to go home with and you’re good. I see you’re point though.
It also doesn’t make you less of a person when you immediately publicly point out how insane they are being so they DO take that uber home letting you and your single friends actually enjoy the Friday night. If a friend and his/her significant other can’t be counted on as a wingman/woman then they are as useless as a football bat.
I’m a public notary so hit me up if you need your consent forms signed.
Already calling a double date with Girl “shit [he’s] committed to.” I don’t see any resentment already building back up at all.
I see things like this happen too often.
Side note: it’s not a bad idea to have a third party sign a sexual consent form before you and your bumble date bump uglies (kidding… but not really).
Working in the legal office of my unit I see a whole lot of craziness go down. I second everything in this article. Keeping an archive of text messages, emails, a log phone calls, and visitors to my office may be overkill, but it’s damn saved my ass more than once.