My slow cooker is giving me false hope that I can actually cook. PGP.
Probably shouldn’t be this excited about my credit score. PGP.
Family knows I hate my job and asked “Why don’t you just go for a walk on your lunch break and see who’s hiring around the city?” PGP.
College fair duty. PGP
Only person on my floor who can physically put in a new water jug on the cooler. PGP
Hallway head nods. PGP
Wearing sweatpants to the bar. PGP
“Hey, can you umm……” PGP
A guy vapes in his cubicle at my office. PGP