My slow cooker is giving me false hope that I can actually cook. PGP.

Probably shouldn’t be this excited about my credit score. PGP.

Family knows I hate my job and asked “Why don’t you just go for a walk on your lunch break and see who’s hiring around the city?” PGP.

College fair duty. PGP

Only person on my floor who can physically put in a new water jug on the cooler. PGP

Hallway head nods. PGP

Wearing sweatpants to the bar. PGP

“Hey, can you umm……” PGP

A guy vapes in his cubicle at my office. PGP