Has Steely Dan always been this good, or am I just turning into my dad? PGP.

My only regret from college is that I didn’t appreciate my hair when I still had the chance. PGP.

I’m starting to get concerned that I may actually burn out my “Low Fuel” lightbulb. PGP.

The only PEDs I’ve been accused of taking are coffee and Metamucil. PGP.

I have to poop, and there’s a traffic jam. PGP.

The realization that you’ve become a lot less like Blake or Adam and a lot more like Ders. PGP.