Fowler is similar to Bubba without the hovercraft. The big one that was missed was Darren Clark. Dude won the Open after admitting that he “drinking too many pints” proceeded to get hammered whilst drinking from the Claret Jug
Carry a pen and paper around with you when you are hanging out with your friends. If they don’t say equally dumb shit during conversation… you need new friends.
Have a good friend that went to a good law school in the north east. Graduated high in his class, but when he moved back home to a fairly large metropolitan city in the Midwest he had a tough time finding a job with a large firm. All of the big firms basically have agreements with the 3 regional law schools for their associate openings. When they have openings that don’t go to graduates from the regional schools (usually 2-3 a year) they pluck people from Ivy league schools. Basically unless you graduate from a top 10 program you better intend on practicing in the same region as the school you went to… unless of course you want to work for the government.
The bottom line is at 17 or 18 years old very few of us were actually responsible to agree to pay back 20-40k dollars after graduation. Maybe if someone would have said
“so here is the deal, we are going to let you borrow 10k a year for the next 4-5 years. afterwards you are going to get some shitty job making roughly $3,000 a month. Then there are taxes, health care expenses, and 401k (if you’re smart) So in reality you are looking to take home 70% of your salary = $2100. $800 of that will go to rent/ utilities, $300 towards a decent car, $100 towards insurance (that’s if you’re not a reckless prick like most of us are). now its time to pay those student loans we’ll take $500 a month if you don’t mind.”
I clearly wasn’t a math major but that leaves you with about $400 bucks a month to eat, drink, and drive to your shitty Monday – Friday job.
The bottom line is no 18yr old (actually 17 in my case) is responsible enough to sign their life away for 12 years after graduation for 20-30k. Not everybody can afford to go to college…
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Did Brian leave Grandex to start a bar?
Fowler is similar to Bubba without the hovercraft. The big one that was missed was Darren Clark. Dude won the Open after admitting that he “drinking too many pints” proceeded to get hammered whilst drinking from the Claret Jug
who buys a gram of weed?
I think they wanted you to enjoy a nice T-bone, $12 cocktail, whilst naked on their $5,000 couch watching full house re-runs.
Ask Mark Cuban how he feels about fully embracing adulthood. If you cant laugh and have a good time then pull your lip over your head and swallow
Carry a pen and paper around with you when you are hanging out with your friends. If they don’t say equally dumb shit during conversation… you need new friends.
I’d have drawn and shot as soon as he stepped towards me.
Have a good friend that went to a good law school in the north east. Graduated high in his class, but when he moved back home to a fairly large metropolitan city in the Midwest he had a tough time finding a job with a large firm. All of the big firms basically have agreements with the 3 regional law schools for their associate openings. When they have openings that don’t go to graduates from the regional schools (usually 2-3 a year) they pluck people from Ivy league schools. Basically unless you graduate from a top 10 program you better intend on practicing in the same region as the school you went to… unless of course you want to work for the government.
Drinking and driving is only acceptable if its daylight out… like on the way home from the golf course
paragraphs… use them
started at the bottom now hes queer?
wonder if he brings his binders full of women on the plane with him
The bottom line is at 17 or 18 years old very few of us were actually responsible to agree to pay back 20-40k dollars after graduation. Maybe if someone would have said
“so here is the deal, we are going to let you borrow 10k a year for the next 4-5 years. afterwards you are going to get some shitty job making roughly $3,000 a month. Then there are taxes, health care expenses, and 401k (if you’re smart) So in reality you are looking to take home 70% of your salary = $2100. $800 of that will go to rent/ utilities, $300 towards a decent car, $100 towards insurance (that’s if you’re not a reckless prick like most of us are). now its time to pay those student loans we’ll take $500 a month if you don’t mind.”
I clearly wasn’t a math major but that leaves you with about $400 bucks a month to eat, drink, and drive to your shitty Monday – Friday job.
The bottom line is no 18yr old (actually 17 in my case) is responsible enough to sign their life away for 12 years after graduation for 20-30k. Not everybody can afford to go to college…