I almost feel bad for the kid, clearly he lacks the ability to interpret social situations and doesn’t seem to know the modern etiquette for dating. However, the key word is “almost” at the end of the day he’s a hipster mascot. The kid needs to follow some advice from Red Foreman.
Spent the morning playing cubicle volleyball, might take a nap during my extended lunch, and as always spent a good chunk of time reading PGP. I love coming in when all the bosses are out.
Obviously you need to kick it up and tell her you run two hedge funds. Make it so absolutely unbelievable that she has to believe it because nobody in their right mind lies that big.
Every other summer my dad took us on a cross country camping trip for 3-6 weeks. At the time I hated it because teenagers hate everything with their parents. Looking back now I realize I got to experience some of the most beautiful parts of the country. You really don’t appreciate the outdoors till you start getting older and have a desk job PGP.
No originally we were looking around killington but dropping 2 grand a night just wasn’t in the budget, probably shouldn’t have waited till the last minute to try and book something.
“The Cabin” – you’re at the point where you despise being packed shoulder to shoulder in a club who’s music makes your eardrums bleed so you’ve elected the “quiet get away”. In reality you and 10 degenerate friends opted to spend just enough money to get away from it all but not enough money to actually enjoy your lodgings, or the second rate slope you booked because it was cheaper than Vermont. Your weekend will consist of cheap alcohol and trying to cure a hangover by hitting the slopes. At the end of it all you won’t be completely satisfied but you got a few gram worth pics. This is the hand jobs of new years.
Toss the elf…I’m of the belief that it was the elf part that management had an issue with and not the fact that I was clearly suggesting a reenactment of the wolf of wall street.
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Are there gluten free shots?
Can we can convince you to take said shots?
Curious to see what Crash has to say about this.
they don’t live long enough to be depressed
From the way the guys in IT always complain I would’ve thought they’d be the most depressed.
I’m just going to stick to leaving comments once in a while, that’s about all the commitment I can handle at this point in my life.
#notsohumblebrag
Can we get you to live blog the flight?
I almost feel bad for the kid, clearly he lacks the ability to interpret social situations and doesn’t seem to know the modern etiquette for dating. However, the key word is “almost” at the end of the day he’s a hipster mascot. The kid needs to follow some advice from Red Foreman.
Spent the morning playing cubicle volleyball, might take a nap during my extended lunch, and as always spent a good chunk of time reading PGP. I love coming in when all the bosses are out.
I just wanted to see her naked
Obviously you need to kick it up and tell her you run two hedge funds. Make it so absolutely unbelievable that she has to believe it because nobody in their right mind lies that big.
Every other summer my dad took us on a cross country camping trip for 3-6 weeks. At the time I hated it because teenagers hate everything with their parents. Looking back now I realize I got to experience some of the most beautiful parts of the country. You really don’t appreciate the outdoors till you start getting older and have a desk job PGP.
No originally we were looking around killington but dropping 2 grand a night just wasn’t in the budget, probably shouldn’t have waited till the last minute to try and book something.
“The Cabin” – you’re at the point where you despise being packed shoulder to shoulder in a club who’s music makes your eardrums bleed so you’ve elected the “quiet get away”. In reality you and 10 degenerate friends opted to spend just enough money to get away from it all but not enough money to actually enjoy your lodgings, or the second rate slope you booked because it was cheaper than Vermont. Your weekend will consist of cheap alcohol and trying to cure a hangover by hitting the slopes. At the end of it all you won’t be completely satisfied but you got a few gram worth pics. This is the hand jobs of new years.
Money comes and goes Shibby, but the shame of losing to a Philadelphia team that stays with you forever.
You know you’ve had a bad weekend when your team loses to the Eagles.
Saw the title of the article and I thought for a moment we were going to see the return of the JayTas.
Toss the elf…I’m of the belief that it was the elf part that management had an issue with and not the fact that I was clearly suggesting a reenactment of the wolf of wall street.