So much wrong with this. First, I am an engineer and can find time to have interests when I am not at work. (Wouldn’t put them on a resume though, not in this field). Second, I have done some recruiting for my engineering group, and anything on a 2nd page of a resume is mostly ignored. You can highlight the main takeaways from an internship in 2-3 lines max, and if someone is interested by it, they will ask in an interview. Companies get hundreds of resumes, if you can’t highlight your main points concisely then it will probably be ignored
I hope to be a Chipper Jones someday. Once I sign the contract, stay with one team my whole life causing heartache and jealousy to every other team I encounter.
Or, ya know, I end up as the Brett Favre, being 40 years old sending dick pics to 20 something’s. Whatever works
Doesn’t look like he will ever hit home runs in the minors, and he’s too scared to even try and steal second. A team will give him a long term contract and he will start producing, but by then no one will care
You can win 25 and 26 all at once if you bet on yourself
If you want her to sit on your face, you should probably think about going to grad school
This will probably be my last good year, and I do not want it ruined
So easily. The more minimum wage increases, the more automation projects I get to work
My completely unresearched guess is the drop in these brands probably has something to do with more people drinking the equivalent light beer
Kung Fu is always way to crowded. Yet we all go anyways
Nailed it
True. I have spent a lot of time in MiddleOfNowhere, USA
I’m white and I don’t read the newspaper
Also, I’d wife her up
I don’t think I said that at all
Pete’s Piano bar in Dallas (Addison) is the inspiration for this article
And now we wait for the “you sexist bastard what if women want to propose to their man! Something something gender roles something something equality”
@RealCarrotFacts does something similar, but with a girlfriend who broke up with him instead.
So much wrong with this. First, I am an engineer and can find time to have interests when I am not at work. (Wouldn’t put them on a resume though, not in this field). Second, I have done some recruiting for my engineering group, and anything on a 2nd page of a resume is mostly ignored. You can highlight the main takeaways from an internship in 2-3 lines max, and if someone is interested by it, they will ask in an interview. Companies get hundreds of resumes, if you can’t highlight your main points concisely then it will probably be ignored
Was hoping Cuban was making comments about not paying SEC players for their football play…
Agreed. I work for a big company and 1 and 4 are the only ones that apply…
#10 still holds true with our reigning Heisman winner
I will admit there are some minor flaws in my analogy.
I hope to be a Chipper Jones someday. Once I sign the contract, stay with one team my whole life causing heartache and jealousy to every other team I encounter.
Or, ya know, I end up as the Brett Favre, being 40 years old sending dick pics to 20 something’s. Whatever works
Doesn’t look like he will ever hit home runs in the minors, and he’s too scared to even try and steal second. A team will give him a long term contract and he will start producing, but by then no one will care