Working at a company for two years and just finally finding out that there is a company gym

Winning the company wine draw being the most productive thing you do all year. PGP.

The only useful skill I’ve acquired at my job of two and a half years is learning how to spin my pen with my left hand. PGP.

Intentionally avoiding the cute teller at the bank, because you don’t want her to see your account balance. PGP.

Participating in the company blood drive only to duck out of work for a few hours. PGP.

Attempting to go for a run, but becoming so disconcerted halfway in that you find a Car2Go and drive home. PGP.

Actually having to check the expiration date on condoms before using them. PGP.

Spending 20 minutes trying find your car in the parking lot, before remembering that you took public transit to work. #PGP

Running out of notches on your belt. Actually needing to go out and buy a new belt as the old one is too small #PGP PGP.

Bringing your gym bag to work with absolutely no intention whatsoever of going to the gym after work. PGP.