a magazine as proper reading material. Really setting the bar high. How about: a place to live, vehicle, and cell phone all paid by yourself? oh wait, you dont have any of that because you are a writer for a newspaper and still have daddy pay for the important chit while you go out and buy lipstick.
worked as a bouncer after i commissioned as an officer in the army but had 2 months to kill. Did a year of training and showed up to a unit out the door and am now in Afghanistan not paying taxes. Hoping UT or A&M will overlook my 2.5 GPA and management degree so i can use MY GI Bill.
1. You are not moderately attractive
2. A communications major is fucking basic
3. Hipster glasses means you are trying to hard for the “nerd” look
4. 8 hours of work was so much that you immediately take your pants off and watch netflix? That’s just lazy
5. Blaming your problems on the previous generation just shows you can’t take responsibility for your pathetic life.
6. Fuck you
damn that was terrible. You still going to be a fat loser after these
you spent 9 years in school and are still not self sufficiant. That is just embarressing. Grow the fuck up
a magazine as proper reading material. Really setting the bar high. How about: a place to live, vehicle, and cell phone all paid by yourself? oh wait, you dont have any of that because you are a writer for a newspaper and still have daddy pay for the important chit while you go out and buy lipstick.
your just using the last one to make yourself feel better about being out of shape. Do you even lift bro?
worked as a bouncer after i commissioned as an officer in the army but had 2 months to kill. Did a year of training and showed up to a unit out the door and am now in Afghanistan not paying taxes. Hoping UT or A&M will overlook my 2.5 GPA and management degree so i can use MY GI Bill.
1. You are not moderately attractive
2. A communications major is fucking basic
3. Hipster glasses means you are trying to hard for the “nerd” look
4. 8 hours of work was so much that you immediately take your pants off and watch netflix? That’s just lazy
5. Blaming your problems on the previous generation just shows you can’t take responsibility for your pathetic life.
6. Fuck you
get a job hippy