If someone set that man on fire and I had a gun and a fire extinguisher, I’d shoot a few holes in the fire extinguisher and then shoot the jogger in both knees. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Yep. God knows I’m not gonna check my work emails if I’m on vacation, especially if I’m out of country. If my best friends — both of whom work with me daily — need something I’d help them out. Anyone else? Sorry didn’t have access to email
I’m not dating someone I work with, nor is there anyone in this office someone I would consider dating. I think it’s moronic to completely throw the idea out.
While largely agreeing with the sentiment if someone crops up who could be a serious long, term relationship, you can go right out and get fucked. Seriously. I don’t care where I find the person I want to marry so long as I find them. Dating in the workplace — hooking up far more so — is not something I would chase after though.
As someone who gets that stance, it’s literally a flip of a setting to group them together (or an app like textra) unless your phone is older than Methusaleh.
Sounds like you just need to man up and drink some water before you to bed. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume a strong pour — also why would you feel the need to put water in the makers if it’s on the rocks — but two drinks should not give you a hangover unless you’re drinking them out of a fishbowl or weigh 80 lbs.
Let me stop you there. I’ve lived with a girl for two years. Men in a relationship also generally know what you look when you wake up in the morning without makeup on. When a lot of us say you look better without makeup, we both know what we’re talking about AND we mean it.
Not to sound too much like Captain Obvious but talk to your GP or a gastroenterologist. You sound like a prime candidate for IBS, UC, or Crohn’s. It sucks. I know. I’ve been there.
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It was a polite jogger.
If someone set that man on fire and I had a gun and a fire extinguisher, I’d shoot a few holes in the fire extinguisher and then shoot the jogger in both knees. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Yep. God knows I’m not gonna check my work emails if I’m on vacation, especially if I’m out of country. If my best friends — both of whom work with me daily — need something I’d help them out. Anyone else? Sorry didn’t have access to email
I’m not dating someone I work with, nor is there anyone in this office someone I would consider dating. I think it’s moronic to completely throw the idea out.
While largely agreeing with the sentiment if someone crops up who could be a serious long, term relationship, you can go right out and get fucked. Seriously. I don’t care where I find the person I want to marry so long as I find them. Dating in the workplace — hooking up far more so — is not something I would chase after though.
What did I just read?
As someone who gets that stance, it’s literally a flip of a setting to group them together (or an app like textra) unless your phone is older than Methusaleh.
Don’t quit your day job
Sounds like you just need to man up and drink some water before you to bed. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume a strong pour — also why would you feel the need to put water in the makers if it’s on the rocks — but two drinks should not give you a hangover unless you’re drinking them out of a fishbowl or weigh 80 lbs.
“Girls look better with no makeup.”
You don’t know what you’re talking about.
Let me stop you there. I’ve lived with a girl for two years. Men in a relationship also generally know what you look when you wake up in the morning without makeup on. When a lot of us say you look better without makeup, we both know what we’re talking about AND we mean it.
Well that answered my question. I’ll take my lumps.
Not trying to sound like a hater, but does anyone actually read these?
Not to sound too much like Captain Obvious but talk to your GP or a gastroenterologist. You sound like a prime candidate for IBS, UC, or Crohn’s. It sucks. I know. I’ve been there.
#21. Grill out and offer some food to anyone you know or want to know
Works wonders.
7) wondering when Karen will finally call back
#5 is a one-way ticket to creep town. Not a bad concept but it’s awful execution
Well at least we know that Karen is no longer the worst.
JayTas is.
This was pretty awful
The Alcoholic Republic is a good read.