Only disagree with the notion of in bed by midnight. Gotta have a couple crazy nights, but don’t you dare try them back to back. Gotta have (at least) a night easy in between and plan these out based on the next day’s activities.
Signed
A guy who goes for 5-6 days each January for a long conference.
I used to read these to escape from the madness at work and laugh a bit, but now these are just contributing to my stress-rage. I hate this girl so much.
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Ya Todd doesn’t “hate seersucker”. He just didn’t get the suit cleaned after last year’s Derby and it has Claire’s makeup smudges on it still.
Could “Thicc” also work…?
Goldfish, Cookies, and TrailMix.
And “weak cocktails” supplies.
Ok Will.
If you can see ’em and feel ’em, they are real.
Hot trash move. Respect the game kiddo.
I was so ready to fight after seeing the title, but I can’t really argue about too much here. Nice work.
There’s absolutely no way this group chat would have some 30-60 min breaks in it.
Can confirm.
If your bachelorette party is paying for it’s own bottle service, something isn’t being done correctly.
Also using a bunch of mustard keeps her from stealing your sandwich in the form of “Can I just have a small bite?”. Mustard = no asking!
Damn, Lauren is thirsty…so thirsty in fact she may have forgotten to take her birth control today. Or this week…
Only disagree with the notion of in bed by midnight. Gotta have a couple crazy nights, but don’t you dare try them back to back. Gotta have (at least) a night easy in between and plan these out based on the next day’s activities.
Signed
A guy who goes for 5-6 days each January for a long conference.
Fuck no. So not frat man.
Slow down there big shot!
She isn’t changing a single diaper. But the #nanny will.
I used to read these to escape from the madness at work and laugh a bit, but now these are just contributing to my stress-rage. I hate this girl so much.
I hate myself for being able to tell what “tbqhwy” stands for.
And Will is to blame*