Pulled an all-nighter, and by all-nighter I mean I couldn’t sleep due to anxiety. PGP.
Stayed in to watch Shark Tank last night. It was a re-run. PGP.
RIP Stu. You really were as cool as the other side of the pillow.
Shooting for average. PGP.
Classic.
My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.
Showing my boss – who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year – how to make “cool bullet sounds” for his PowerPoint presentation. PGP.
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