I am not really a Colton fan so the announcement that he is to be the next Bachelor was a huge disappointment. I’m 49, divorced, no kids, flight attendant for a major airline. I, like many other women my age look pretty damn good still and we still play hard like we’re still 29. With that being said, I think the only way ABC can rescue themselves from what is about to be the hugest casting error EVER is to put 25 forty/fifty something cougars on that stage and let the games begin. Every woman for themself. Just watch the dirty deeds and the alliances go crazy. In the end that poor little boy won’t lose his virginity, it will be ripped away from him, put through a shredding machine and whatever is left over will be served on crackers at the “After the final rose” reunion. Nothing like stops a crazy, sex deprived middle aged woman from getting it!!! And anyone in the way is basically road kill at the end.
Ugh! You need to turn this into a book or publish this more often. I’m hooked! HOWEVER, 4 long paragraphs dedicated to rhododendron genetics is completely a waste of space to this story. I need juicey content!
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I am not really a Colton fan so the announcement that he is to be the next Bachelor was a huge disappointment. I’m 49, divorced, no kids, flight attendant for a major airline. I, like many other women my age look pretty damn good still and we still play hard like we’re still 29. With that being said, I think the only way ABC can rescue themselves from what is about to be the hugest casting error EVER is to put 25 forty/fifty something cougars on that stage and let the games begin. Every woman for themself. Just watch the dirty deeds and the alliances go crazy. In the end that poor little boy won’t lose his virginity, it will be ripped away from him, put through a shredding machine and whatever is left over will be served on crackers at the “After the final rose” reunion. Nothing like stops a crazy, sex deprived middle aged woman from getting it!!! And anyone in the way is basically road kill at the end.
Ugh! You need to turn this into a book or publish this more often. I’m hooked! HOWEVER, 4 long paragraphs dedicated to rhododendron genetics is completely a waste of space to this story. I need juicey content!