10%- Absolute trash service
15%- Not great, but whatever
20%- Average, typical service
25%- Really good, can tell they at least kind of care about their job
30%- Above and beyond, best server ever
I agree wholeheartedly with this take, but it’s unfortunate that it even needs to be said. If you FaceTime in public you should be shunned as you are unfit for society.
If any of my friends suggested wearing a piss soaked sweatshirt in public as a Fantasy Football punishment, I would find new friends. That is some weird shit, man.
Yeah, it’s so hipster to know what type of beer you like to drink.
If you go to a brewery and they ask you what you want, you can’t just say “something that tastes good.” You might want to know if you prefer IPAs or farmhouse ales or before they bring you 16 oz of something you might not like.
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Does Guy Fieri put in 40 hours/week on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives? Because that job seems pretty sweet.
I had a few chardonnay’s, what of it?
Wall posts are the new pictures
It doesn’t happen when you use gel.
I had google what a k-hole is, PGP. Sounds pretty awful. Stop doing ketamine.
A gritty reboot of The Running Man with some guy who has none of Arnie’s charisma.
They already remade Uncle Buck into a TV show. It lasted a half a season.
I don’t know how we’re all supposed to feel about Louis CK now, but his “Of course, but maybe” bit about nut allergies was hysterical.
“Let’s see here…$52? Umm, yeah, $18 is probably fine…”
My general guideline:
10%- Absolute trash service
15%- Not great, but whatever
20%- Average, typical service
25%- Really good, can tell they at least kind of care about their job
30%- Above and beyond, best server ever
I agree wholeheartedly with this take, but it’s unfortunate that it even needs to be said. If you FaceTime in public you should be shunned as you are unfit for society.
Beautifully executed
I’ve heard it’s temporary too and, ya know what, now I know that IHOP serves burgers so I guess it worked.
A slip-n-slide flip cup party sounds tight.
If any of my friends suggested wearing a piss soaked sweatshirt in public as a Fantasy Football punishment, I would find new friends. That is some weird shit, man.
Considering they sold out almost every game and their attendance numbers were Top-5 in the NHL, I’d say it’s working.
Yeah, it’s so hipster to know what type of beer you like to drink.
If you go to a brewery and they ask you what you want, you can’t just say “something that tastes good.” You might want to know if you prefer IPAs or farmhouse ales or before they bring you 16 oz of something you might not like.
They made 14 seasons of Greys Anatomy!?
Something tells me your game resembles Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s in Along Came Polly.
Fucked in the head and rich from the inheritance? My kinda gal.