I once met a guy whose business “card” was a bottle-opener keychain with his info on it. I have no idea what it cost him or the company to buy like 100 of those, but considering I see his name every time I’m about to enjoy a beer, I’d say it was money well spent.
There was an Arby’s down the street from our fraternity house in college. Whenever I walked in there on a Sunday at about noon I immediately became unreasonably depressed. That place is the worst
One thing you don’t’ address here, Pat, is the cost of joining a crossfit gym (or box, as you people like to call them). How do you justify paying 150-200 dollars a month when you can join other gyms for 30 dollars a month?
Don’t tell me it’s so you can get direction from some “trainer.” Anyone can go on a number of websites for free and look up exercise programs designed to help them reach their goals.
Don’t tell me it’s for motivation. If you can’t motivate yourself to get in shape after spending eight hours a day with “the overweight single 40-year-old who sits behind you” then you have other issues besides your slowing metabolism.
And don’t tell me it’s for some sense of “community.” I haven’t met too many crossfitters that I’d want to spend any significant amount of time with. If these people are your only friends, you’re probably a douche.
No Bill Cosby?
I’d be interested in knowing the number on the day before Thanksgiving.
Spike don’t play with girls…
I once met a guy whose business “card” was a bottle-opener keychain with his info on it. I have no idea what it cost him or the company to buy like 100 of those, but considering I see his name every time I’m about to enjoy a beer, I’d say it was money well spent.
Take me home tonight- Eddie Money….or really any song by Eddie Money
No Dumb and Dumber? C’mon man…
“Brilliant” might be pushing it
There was an Arby’s down the street from our fraternity house in college. Whenever I walked in there on a Sunday at about noon I immediately became unreasonably depressed. That place is the worst
I’m guess I’m just a lonely/horny weirdo who likes pineapple on meat lovers
Do you not have to get a new license when you turn 21 in your state?
One thing you don’t’ address here, Pat, is the cost of joining a crossfit gym (or box, as you people like to call them). How do you justify paying 150-200 dollars a month when you can join other gyms for 30 dollars a month?
Don’t tell me it’s so you can get direction from some “trainer.” Anyone can go on a number of websites for free and look up exercise programs designed to help them reach their goals.
Don’t tell me it’s for motivation. If you can’t motivate yourself to get in shape after spending eight hours a day with “the overweight single 40-year-old who sits behind you” then you have other issues besides your slowing metabolism.
And don’t tell me it’s for some sense of “community.” I haven’t met too many crossfitters that I’d want to spend any significant amount of time with. If these people are your only friends, you’re probably a douche.
I’m with all of you
I forgot about that terrible music video at the end. Still makes me laugh: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aJlr8cphSms
You can get viruses from pornhub? Everything I know is a lie!
No one cares about your problems guy