I’ve been waiting for her to start selling scentsy / nails / jewelry / whatever the next craptastic pyramid scheme all the girls I went to high school with will soon jump on.
As a Houstonian, this pisses me off because 45 is an abomination and this guy is a prick. More than that though, who wants to be proposed to on a fucking highway? My wife would have slapped me if I did some shit like that.
Solid work. I’ve also noticed a trend recently where people are just indiscriminately trying to boost their Twitter / Instagram followers. Not people that are selling things or promoting something, just your average, run-of-the-mill girl in Ohio posting her #ootd horseshit. There are even apps that can allegedly help you get more followers (strangers). Social media is the worst.
When you write an listicle that is essentially an extended version of “Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house,” I’m going to call you out. Do better.
Solid work my friend. I would also list anyone at the airport, but that may be just because of my recent string of out of town weddings where I’ve blacked out at the wedding and had to endure hell on earth travel home the next day. One lady at O’Hare was so bold as to question me if I “really needed to wear sunglasses indoors.”
Somewhat agree on supplements / hornbooks. Don’t buy them 1L year, but should find out if there are any in your law school’s reading room / library. By the time 3L rolled around, I used supplements in lieu of doing the actual reading. Life is short, I needed the time to drink.
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I’ve been waiting for her to start selling scentsy / nails / jewelry / whatever the next craptastic pyramid scheme all the girls I went to high school with will soon jump on.
Same. I also found that the younger the kids, the worse the parents were. T-ball parents were abysmal.
I was waiting for you to hit on that Cush. Her tits look very nice.
As a Houstonian, this pisses me off because 45 is an abomination and this guy is a prick. More than that though, who wants to be proposed to on a fucking highway? My wife would have slapped me if I did some shit like that.
Scorching hot take!
Will never enjoy yard work. Agree with everything else. It’s a horrible development.
I like to go with “Best,” It’s nice and non-committal. Maybe I’m wishing you the best office dump ever.
No Golden Girls? We all mocked our grandmothers and moms for watching it, but that’s a classic theme song.
Fuck, that didn’t work. Taking laps now.
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You’re Jewish?
Solid work. I’ve also noticed a trend recently where people are just indiscriminately trying to boost their Twitter / Instagram followers. Not people that are selling things or promoting something, just your average, run-of-the-mill girl in Ohio posting her #ootd horseshit. There are even apps that can allegedly help you get more followers (strangers). Social media is the worst.
When you write an listicle that is essentially an extended version of “Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house,” I’m going to call you out. Do better.
This is fucking horrible.
I’ve used the Old Dominion justification so many times. I think that means I (and your friend) am addicted to gambling.
Some visual representations: http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/
Touche.
“I’ve negotiated million dollar deals with internationally known corporations.”
Well, lahh dee fucking dah.
Solid work my friend. I would also list anyone at the airport, but that may be just because of my recent string of out of town weddings where I’ve blacked out at the wedding and had to endure hell on earth travel home the next day. One lady at O’Hare was so bold as to question me if I “really needed to wear sunglasses indoors.”
Somewhat agree on supplements / hornbooks. Don’t buy them 1L year, but should find out if there are any in your law school’s reading room / library. By the time 3L rolled around, I used supplements in lieu of doing the actual reading. Life is short, I needed the time to drink.