3 years ago, my bar exam wouldn’t upload on the second day and I just went postal on ExamSoft and the site personnel. On the third day, I was in such a hurry to start drinking my face off that I forgot to upload until the last possible minute. It was rage karma.
There’s no other way to get a “tangible income stream” than to amass a lump sum of money now. Most 401k accounts let you make quarterly or monthly draws. You just have to estimate how long you’ll live, because that’s fun, and then use that to adjust your draws / income stream.
Fuck everything DMB has ever done. Completely overrated.
Vocals – Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)
Guitar – Kirk Hammett (Metallica)
Bass – Les Claypool (Primus), even though he’s a fucking weirdo
Drums – Rick Allen (Def Leppard)
Even though I do many of these things, I hate that what used to be a hilarious website that bemoaned the post-grad era and its accompanying responsibilities and forced lifestyle changes has now allowed this sanctimonious bullshit. Fuck yourself.
#1, always #1. Nothing makes me want to date you less than you talking about how no one wants to date you. Then you sprinkle in some hating on your friends’ happiness and I’m slamming doubles while motioning for the check.
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I could have written this article based purely on my experience with Mardi Gras 2009. Coconut water is horseshit.
3 years ago, my bar exam wouldn’t upload on the second day and I just went postal on ExamSoft and the site personnel. On the third day, I was in such a hurry to start drinking my face off that I forgot to upload until the last possible minute. It was rage karma.
One that I’ve learned recently (after saying to my girlfriend): “Look, I know you’re upset because of your period but….”
While I can’t figure out exactly who this guy is looking for, my favorite is definitely “you think trampolines are safe for children.”
There’s no other way to get a “tangible income stream” than to amass a lump sum of money now. Most 401k accounts let you make quarterly or monthly draws. You just have to estimate how long you’ll live, because that’s fun, and then use that to adjust your draws / income stream.
12. Any Waffle House anywhere
The only thing worse than “I can’t.” is it the oft-used variant of “I literally can’t.”
Role Models, also very underrated.
Solid work.
Stopped reading after I realized you watched the entirety of Sex and the City.
Fuck everything DMB has ever done. Completely overrated.
Vocals – Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)
Guitar – Kirk Hammett (Metallica)
Bass – Les Claypool (Primus), even though he’s a fucking weirdo
Drums – Rick Allen (Def Leppard)
Even though I do many of these things, I hate that what used to be a hilarious website that bemoaned the post-grad era and its accompanying responsibilities and forced lifestyle changes has now allowed this sanctimonious bullshit. Fuck yourself.
True. I need to lighten up. Hungover today. Laps taken.
Girl who says women need to stop falsely reporting rape then saying women should falsely report sexual harassment. Makes sense.
#1, always #1. Nothing makes me want to date you less than you talking about how no one wants to date you. Then you sprinkle in some hating on your friends’ happiness and I’m slamming doubles while motioning for the check.