College football fan faking work Mon-Fri to make it to football all day on Saturday. Offseason is the worst. Find my football rants at readoptional.com
Comparing that to the chip-in on 16 is absurd. That’s like comparing a Michael Jordan buzzer beater in the regular season to his game winner in game 6 of the ’98 Finals. Stakes matter.
Rovell has already posted 4 pictures of basketball arena hotdogs, 3 links to reworded press releases, 2 contract summaries that have already been reported, and the price to a new pair of Jordan’s since I started reading this.
“but it’s hard to imagine anyone turning down the education, prestige, and alumni networks of #4 Stanford or #8 Harvard to go to #1 Duke, #2 Wharton, or #6 Yale.”
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Comparing that to the chip-in on 16 is absurd. That’s like comparing a Michael Jordan buzzer beater in the regular season to his game winner in game 6 of the ’98 Finals. Stakes matter.
#FireJayTas
$15 tickets and BOGO if you bring in that note that Koonin wrote that’s circulating online. Not even close to $150.
God, you’re horrible.
#FireJayTas
Rovell has already posted 4 pictures of basketball arena hotdogs, 3 links to reworded press releases, 2 contract summaries that have already been reported, and the price to a new pair of Jordan’s since I started reading this.
If you give me the NSync Christmas album, I will love you forever. Any other Christmas album and I hope you burn in hell.
And I don’t care what any of you say – I’ll still get down to that album.
You forgot the “Fire Mark Richt” Georgia fans. They are the most unbearable people.
Blew my fiancé’s mind with my monthly budget spreadsheet…I guess women really do have no idea about this thing called “financial planning.”
High frequency trading is the worst thing to happen to financial markets so far this millennium.
Came here to say that. +1
And then I continued reading and realized that this is supposed to be an attempt at humor. Not your best work, 5OClock.
If you’re in an 18-team league and don’t go RB in round 1 and 2, you don’t understand fantasy football.
God dammit.
Isn’t this just a glorified prisoner’s dilemma? You both sit your team without question.
The Blaxican’s collards quesadilla is heavenly.
“but it’s hard to imagine anyone turning down the education, prestige, and alumni networks of #4 Stanford or #8 Harvard to go to #1 Duke, #2 Wharton, or #6 Yale.”
You’re joking about Wharton, right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wharton_School_alumni
Ride back from Alpharetta > Buckhead in Atlanta after a Widespread Panic show cost $320…surge pricing blows.
“the best shortcuts for a good time in Vegas”
Cocaine, obviously.
Is this seriously still a thing?!?! Must be because of all the positive feedback, I guess.