My company just blocked The Masters website. PGP.

Found my first gray eyebrow hair. PGP.

The only pictures on my instagram are TBT. PGP.

The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.

Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.

Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.