Being more excited for the NFL Draft than my new job offer. PGP.

Dreading Thanksgiving conversation. PGP.

Second day of orientation and one of my new coworkers is talking about professional wrestling. PGP.

My coworkers talk about their kids, I talk about CrossFit. PGPowermove

My friends asked me to go with them to the midnight screening of the new Captain America movie, told them it was too late. PGP.

“You see Game of Thrones last night?”-PGP.

The office manager just said ‘Correctamondo’ and is playing Creed. PGP.

My work wife just emailed me asking me why I haven’t come into the office yet. PGP.

My girlfriend is jealous of my work wife. PGP.

Going from Bruce Banner to Hulk when getting an email on a Saturday. PGP.