I just mean that pickiness was a nonissue for them because they found someone without having to try. So for them to be giving that advice to those of us who are in the trenches week after week (or year after year if we’re being honest), basically just sounds like, “You’re doing it wrong. You should have been like me and gotten lucky.”
The “too picky” thing is the absolute worst. Cool, you were able to get what you wanted since your husband fell into your lap at freshman orientation, but I’m one of the losers who slipped through the cracks so thinking that I deserve more than anything with a pulse is crazy.
I recently learned that cucumbers are also technically fruit. Where does this shit end?? Why can’t the world just let me be proud when I think I’m eating a vegetable?
I haven’t tried this, but I came up with a diet idea where you can eat whatever you want, but you can only eat when standing naked in front of a mirror. I’m sure it would be terrible for body image, but other than that I think it’s flawless.
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Corollary to item 1: Not putting stuff away after you are done with it. An 8 who doesn’t re-rack their weights is really just a 2.
You had an iPhone 5 in college?? Wow I am old as hell
And the stick isn’t even the highest form of Carmex.
Sure, if Blistex didn’t exist
How the hell does it take four hours for six people to each make a scrunchie??
I’ve heard of people using the “sweater” term in that way before, but I always just think of a sweater as any shirt made from yarn.
They’re not equivalent, but the hoodie is a subset of the sweatshirt category. All hoodies are sweatshirts, but not all sweatshirts are hoodies.
He’s a terrible choice, but I’m psyched to watch his shirtless promo videos.
I just mean that pickiness was a nonissue for them because they found someone without having to try. So for them to be giving that advice to those of us who are in the trenches week after week (or year after year if we’re being honest), basically just sounds like, “You’re doing it wrong. You should have been like me and gotten lucky.”
The “too picky” thing is the absolute worst. Cool, you were able to get what you wanted since your husband fell into your lap at freshman orientation, but I’m one of the losers who slipped through the cracks so thinking that I deserve more than anything with a pulse is crazy.
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I recently learned that cucumbers are also technically fruit. Where does this shit end?? Why can’t the world just let me be proud when I think I’m eating a vegetable?
A friend from Japan is coming to visit, and I am so excited I could cry.
Wait….did you ride my bus in elementary school?
I haven’t tried this, but I came up with a diet idea where you can eat whatever you want, but you can only eat when standing naked in front of a mirror. I’m sure it would be terrible for body image, but other than that I think it’s flawless.
I have four piano gigs and then I am selling sweet corn for my family because they are all busy. I am seeing some fat stacks in my future.
I’m not built like a chimpanzee so it has never been an issue.
Wouldn’t the act of standing before wiping cause everything to get swished and spread out? Sounds like a fucking gross move.
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