Yeah I’m definitely going for a courthouse wedding followed by a reception at my parents’ cabin where everyone will get wasted and play yard games. Weddings are such a waste of money that could be used on a bitchin honeymoon and 1/3 of a house. I mean I’m painfully single so maybe I’m clueless and bitter, but the more weddings I go to, the more stupid I think they are.
The pity plus-one invites need to stop. Don’t give me the false optimism that “maybe I’ll be dating someone by that point,” because we all know that I won’t be.
Mine is gauge (just did it again). It would be so easy for me to just avoid using that word, but I like to test myself, usually with failure as the result.
I personally don’t care what a guy does for a living and don’t need to see it in his Bumble profile when his age is listed, but as a 30 year old with a baby face and an affinity for younger men, I always ask the guys I meet in the wild what they do so I can make sure they’re out of college because I’m not trying to hook up in a dorm room bunk bed.
Minnesota is bad as well. I knew a lot of people in college who, after declaring at the ripe old age of 20 that they were going to be alone forever, ended up being on their second marriage by the time they turned 30.
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Awesome. That was so much easier than people make it seem.
The lakes area of Minnesota. But just a heads up, the courthouse is 30 minutes from the cabin so there will be some travel required for our witnesses.
What the hell, I’m not getting any younger
SUP?
Yeah I’m definitely going for a courthouse wedding followed by a reception at my parents’ cabin where everyone will get wasted and play yard games. Weddings are such a waste of money that could be used on a bitchin honeymoon and 1/3 of a house. I mean I’m painfully single so maybe I’m clueless and bitter, but the more weddings I go to, the more stupid I think they are.
I am so tired of every bachelor thinking he’s so fucking hilarious when he asks if she’ll accept the final rose after they’ve already gotten engaged.
Anything by Harry Dolan. He is amazing and criminally underrated.
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Regards,
Fannie
Your Culver’s assessment is incorrect.
I don’t like him either. Also, I heard that he doesn’t wear deodorant which makes me think I’m smelling BO whenever I see him in something.
The pity plus-one invites need to stop. Don’t give me the false optimism that “maybe I’ll be dating someone by that point,” because we all know that I won’t be.
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The word ‘guy’ is started to look really weird to me.
Neither have I….sup?
Mine is gauge (just did it again). It would be so easy for me to just avoid using that word, but I like to test myself, usually with failure as the result.
Sup?
*use promo code sock at climax*
There’s a deleted scene where they show Ted stealing it from The Captain’s house
I personally don’t care what a guy does for a living and don’t need to see it in his Bumble profile when his age is listed, but as a 30 year old with a baby face and an affinity for younger men, I always ask the guys I meet in the wild what they do so I can make sure they’re out of college because I’m not trying to hook up in a dorm room bunk bed.
I guess it makes sense to just lock down the person you’re with right away if it’s too cold to go out and find someone else. Maybe I’m the idiot.
Minnesota is bad as well. I knew a lot of people in college who, after declaring at the ripe old age of 20 that they were going to be alone forever, ended up being on their second marriage by the time they turned 30.
Mine hit 818 at one point, and I told anyone who would listen.