You are way overthinking this. Some day you will notice that you can no longer do anything unhealthy without feeling like shit, and you will feel like you are three failed first dates away from giving up. That is how you will know you are ready to settle down.
I feel like I’ve gone back in time to 2013 and the text breakup question is from my ex.
Yes, she asked via text (which admittedly, is not a great move), but that doesn’t mean he couldn’t call her with his response. A two year relationship deserves the dignity of a conversation.
I always tend to fall into a subset of The Emerging Couple that fizzles out after two months. Real life just can’t live up to the romance of a party bus.
I would like to think that I have enough pride to be horrified if I did this, but in reality I am too old and tired to give a shit if someone knows that I was creeping on them.
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I am a hard no on this, but Dwyane Wade could get me to reconsider.
I have a Mickey Mouse waffle maker, so luckily I never have to slum it with Mickey Mouse pancakes.
i.e. Everyone I went to high school with
The one with long hair for sure. He seems to be the lead singer, but he’s not attractive enough to be a solo act, hence the presence of the other one.
You are way overthinking this. Some day you will notice that you can no longer do anything unhealthy without feeling like shit, and you will feel like you are three failed first dates away from giving up. That is how you will know you are ready to settle down.
Dolphins are sexier than goats though
I feel like I’ve gone back in time to 2013 and the text breakup question is from my ex.
Yes, she asked via text (which admittedly, is not a great move), but that doesn’t mean he couldn’t call her with his response. A two year relationship deserves the dignity of a conversation.
I used to drive through Columbus a lot, and the fucked up way that I-71 goes through that city is enough to tell me that it sucks.
Can confirm that Cincinnati is dope for Ohio.
That’s the puzzle!
The joke is stupid, the backlash is stupid, and I am stupid for apparently caring.
I’m going there Tuesday!
I always tend to fall into a subset of The Emerging Couple that fizzles out after two months. Real life just can’t live up to the romance of a party bus.
Ugh I had to log in to ‘meh’ you. Thanks a lot.
I would like to think that I have enough pride to be horrified if I did this, but in reality I am too old and tired to give a shit if someone knows that I was creeping on them.
I’m able to be ugly on just $25 a year. But maybe I’m just lucky.
Kobe!
A drink is probably a good idea. Just so we know who to look for at the courthouse.
I’m sorry we’re so adorable.
Love fades, but convenience is forever.