Texas: No state income taxes, warm weather, nice folks, low cost of living, plenty of personal space, good infrastructure, year-round golf, etc.
NYC: 3.6-3.9% city income taxes with 6-8% state income taxes, freezing winter weather paired with the smell of piss and garbage in the summer, cat-sized rats, a shitty subway system full of nutjobs, absurd regulation
At least Will’s marriage announcement won’t be as insufferable as this one…because he doesn’t get down on his knees unless Barrett walks into the office wearing a leather jacket and mirror shades
Maybe my man Micah would still tell his entertaining stories on Touching Base if you guys (aside from Dave – that’s @dcruff on Instagram) treated him as nicely as Ross treats him on RBP. Give the Ross Bolen Podcast a listen if you haven’t yet. (Ross, pls call off the dogs)
The greatest “job” ever pulled was Will deFries branding the “Sunday Scaries” while working at a job that entails him to publish one blog (of which ~90% is generated by user submissions) on his terrible and demanding Monday at the office. Tell us more about how the Sunday Scaries are, like, soooo rough for you, beta boy. Also, your green Adidas shorts are Euro t-t-t-traaaash.
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Texas: No state income taxes, warm weather, nice folks, low cost of living, plenty of personal space, good infrastructure, year-round golf, etc.
NYC: 3.6-3.9% city income taxes with 6-8% state income taxes, freezing winter weather paired with the smell of piss and garbage in the summer, cat-sized rats, a shitty subway system full of nutjobs, absurd regulation
Texas forever
“Just send me to Hell or New York City. It would be about the same to me” – Hank Williams Jr. God damn right.
Go off, King!
Dorn’s weekend in fun: Getting evicted
Pulitzer Prize worthy comment
Good
Yeah, but do you have hella bennies?
Must have:
Adderall
RIP in peace Tourettes Guy
This is 100% correct
Oh, c’mon, ya’ll were thinkin’ the same damn thing
How fat do you have to be to not notice you’re pregnant? Impressive!
At least Will’s marriage announcement won’t be as insufferable as this one…because he doesn’t get down on his knees unless Barrett walks into the office wearing a leather jacket and mirror shades
Just rustlin’ ya jimmies. Stay golden, ponyboy
That old bag of bones has a longer backswing than Dave!
Maybe my man Micah would still tell his entertaining stories on Touching Base if you guys (aside from Dave – that’s @dcruff on Instagram) treated him as nicely as Ross treats him on RBP. Give the Ross Bolen Podcast a listen if you haven’t yet. (Ross, pls call off the dogs)
My two go-to websites. Also you can count Dan Regester as a “stoolie” given a majority of his takes on Backdoor Cover are ripoffs of Pardon My Take
I’ll buy you a warm glass of shut the hell up
The greatest “job” ever pulled was Will deFries branding the “Sunday Scaries” while working at a job that entails him to publish one blog (of which ~90% is generated by user submissions) on his terrible and demanding Monday at the office. Tell us more about how the Sunday Scaries are, like, soooo rough for you, beta boy. Also, your green Adidas shorts are Euro t-t-t-traaaash.
But don’t you sweat through your blouse or get hella grass stains on your white socks in your birkenstocks?