If you hate your boss, I highly recommend banging someone on his desk. He’ll never understand why you smirk each time you see him eating at the same desk. And that feeling, my friends, is better than a 401(k) match.
If your younger sibling gets engaged before you and someone says to you, “That’s kind of embarrassing, isn’t it?” the correct response is, “How about you go fuck yourself”
What is the most powerful natural instinct?
A) Birds flying south for winter
B) Salmon swimming upstream to birthplace to spawn
C) Millennial white girls inspired to create a lifestyle blog / become an Instagram influencer
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This is how you generate clicks, mi amigo
@Dan, if you’re reading this, please know I downvoted her
What the fuck is this
Dad?
I’ll tell you who it was, it was that damned Sasquatch!
If you hate your boss, I highly recommend banging someone on his desk. He’ll never understand why you smirk each time you see him eating at the same desk. And that feeling, my friends, is better than a 401(k) match.
If your younger sibling gets engaged before you and someone says to you, “That’s kind of embarrassing, isn’t it?” the correct response is, “How about you go fuck yourself”
Teeing off when there is still dew on the ground >>>
Here, take this downvote
Are we now to the point where we are blogging about the weather for content?
Unhinged Micah seems to know which way is Left
False, he made me laugh
Nobody gives a shit. Are you guys going to keep running with these ketosis takes and hire an intern named Billy Football too?
You left out the part where you flicked your bean to Rachel Maddow on MSNBC
What is your WordPress @?
MY BODY, MY CHOICE
What is the most powerful natural instinct?
A) Birds flying south for winter
B) Salmon swimming upstream to birthplace to spawn
C) Millennial white girls inspired to create a lifestyle blog / become an Instagram influencer
At least it was different from the “Do/Don’t Drink IPAs/Milk” blogs…I guess?
Wheelchair Jimmy
Brian loved milk