A Sponge Bob meme got blocked at work because it had the word bikini on it. PGP.
Officially have more LinkedIn connections than Facebook friends. PGP.
Everyone in my department calls me “kid” and I’m 27. PGP.
Never in my life needed TUMS until today. PGP.
Spelling your email phonetically. PGP.
Put up as many motivational posters you want, I will be working at the same pace. PGP.
Always blaming the new guy. PGP.
Being envious of kindergarteners because they get nap time. PGP.