“When are you guys going to start having kids?”

Oncoming traffic in a long hallway gives me anxiety. PGP.

Hungover from a Sunday evening baby shower.

Opened up a Roth IRA today. Childhood officially dead.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

Getting the cold shoulder for taking a day off.

Having meetings to plan other meetings…

Explaining memes to the office dinosaur…