Can confirm. Have been on the receiving end of “you can come over but we aren’t going to have sex” text. In reality I just wanted to come over and play with the dog but I guess it was taken the wrong way.
Thought I was only meeting the parents on Thanksgiving. Turns out dinner was actually at the Aunts house were I was being introduced to the entire extended family, grandparents included. All the drinks in the world could not cure the anxiety on the car ride over.
Had a friend send an email to a client from his phone and grabbed the wrong attachment from his dropbox. Instead of getting a project plan, the client received an adult video, so there’s that.
Every week I find I have to convince myself that these are actually not real people and there is no way these characters could actually act like this. Well done again Will.
Once had a SO who thought texting someone of the other gender that was not them constituted as cheating. Anything physical has to be classified as cheating.
Have a friend who is notorious for sending venmo requests the next day for ubers and shots of the alcohol they brought to pregames. These people are the worst are why they have been kicked out of the group text when discussing plans.
Went out with my friend as she tried to wingman for me and I tried to wingman for her. Ended the night with us 2 going home together instead. Win/win in my book.
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Should also give The Majestic a try
Could probably give WR Bolen a run for his money on the NYT’s best seller list if you turned these columns into a book
Just booked a trip to a colder location. PGP.
Can confirm. Have been on the receiving end of “you can come over but we aren’t going to have sex” text. In reality I just wanted to come over and play with the dog but I guess it was taken the wrong way.
Thought I was only meeting the parents on Thanksgiving. Turns out dinner was actually at the Aunts house were I was being introduced to the entire extended family, grandparents included. All the drinks in the world could not cure the anxiety on the car ride over.
The lady friend tossed me an invite to thanksgiving with the fam, but we haven’t had the DTR talk yet. Does saying yes just mean we bypass that?
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Had a friend send an email to a client from his phone and grabbed the wrong attachment from his dropbox. Instead of getting a project plan, the client received an adult video, so there’s that.
The last wedding of the season. Time to power through.
Only having a pillow to cuddle. PGP.
IMO that is an insane move to put a SO in the family chat that isn’t locked down with a ring yet
Every week I find I have to convince myself that these are actually not real people and there is no way these characters could actually act like this. Well done again Will.
Please tell me you didn’t invite them to your wedding either.
Once had a SO who thought texting someone of the other gender that was not them constituted as cheating. Anything physical has to be classified as cheating.
Where do I send in an application?
What about social media? Always interesting to see if they are the first person to see my story
Have a friend who is notorious for sending venmo requests the next day for ubers and shots of the alcohol they brought to pregames. These people are the worst are why they have been kicked out of the group text when discussing plans.
Columbus Park?
4 texts in a row is the definition of psycho
Went out with my friend as she tried to wingman for me and I tried to wingman for her. Ended the night with us 2 going home together instead. Win/win in my book.