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Where do you work? 1995?
Everybody knows the best time to shit is company time.
It won’t be that bad. They better not try to use their dirty Monopoly money here, though.
2022 is as good as ours. If anybody tries to stop us, fuck em, we’ll arrest them too.
If only there was a Young Living Essential “Snake” Oil that would make them shut the fuck up.
Silicon Valley has given me a new appreciation for the SWOT analysis.
Netflix just honeydicked the world.
I suddenly feel ill. Better stay home tomorrow.
February isn’t so bad this year. What better way to drown your Valentine’s Day sorrows than a 4-day Mardi Gras Weekend?
There is a special place in Hell for pedophiles, terrorists, and fantasy football colluders.
Doctors without Diplomas was my favorite line
That’s cool and all, but I think I’ll just stick with my free HBOgo password.
Whataburger sucks. We need more Rally’s/Checkers.
I have nightmares about #34.
*Jeep wave*
Does the US have a nuclear silo specifically for porn?
Didn’t the owner of Segway accidentally drive one off a cliff?
If you wanted to release you anger on something Belgian, you should have just smashed the Bud Light in your hand.
It was either that or Romanian Flag Day, but they got their colors wrong.
I requested off in observance of Madagascar’s Independence Day.