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Maybe you were just drunk and it’s the same guy every time.
Isn’t this like canceling the Real World because the cast got drunk?
Feel sorry for the peasants that didn’t get the 100,000 point offer before it expired.
I’m honestly surprised she doesn’t tweet in all CAPS since she spends the rest of her time yelling at me on Facebook.
The joint works, according to a friend.
I’ll take savage af for $2000, Alex.
We are supposed to complain about gentrification? Hell, I openly brag about gentrifying my neighborhood.
Don’t even joke about that.
It’s practically winter.
What if I turn on subtitles?
He’s going to lose again because that dude is guilty.
Even worse, I’ve heard the called Huggies.
The double-loss of Hodor and Summer hit me harder than 10 Red Weddings.
They created one of the greatest plot lines in the Game of Thrones universe last night. What made Hodor go full-Hodor?
Long live Jon Snow! Rightful ruler of the Seven Kingdoms!
Save them for the next day
The plight of the slim man is real.
Nothing will ever make me look forward to turning 35.
You’re right about the cars. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure the Mad Max films are a series of documentaries of your average Australian’s life.
Kel loves orange soda.