Passive aggressively narrating my day through PGP submissions. PGP.

Taking a bright-eyed, eager new hire under my wing and ever-so-subtly transferring my daily workload to him. PGPM.

Making fun of my manager with my senior manager. PGPM.

The more the partners like me, the more my workload continues to grow. PGP.

A senior manager told me today that I am headed for great things. He couldn’t see that I was looking at job listings on my laptop. PGP.