Too true. Getting a masters in engineering takes, if your lucky, 1.5 years. That with the 60k, and no real time going towards work experience for your license makes it useless.
My truck of over seven years finally died on me about 3 months ago. Pretty much the saddest thing to happen to me. Too many memories in that piece of junk. Still shocked it sold for 1300 bucks.
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The two of you collabing on a column would be the biggest shit show ever. That being said, I would read the shit out of it.
Everything I’ve done this week to deter me from success: Get hooked on your three part article and ignore all my design projects.
I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, you are being such a cocktease releasing these only once a day.
“tossed me aside like a recently jizzed on towel”
I’m curious as to how long it took you to come up with this line. Cause that was pure gold.
“Would she be like a dragon in bed?”
I have nipples Greg; can you milk me?
“Comes faster than a virgin with his first girlfriend”
Pure gold.
Biggest gap was with a 35 yr old milf in a bathroom in reno when I was 22.
Trying and failing almost every day. However, I have noticed that burning instead of drinking helps me out. I wonder if shibby agrees.
Too true. Getting a masters in engineering takes, if your lucky, 1.5 years. That with the 60k, and no real time going towards work experience for your license makes it useless.
Seriously, one can wear the same pair for a week straight. Jeans werent meant to be washed anyways.
The cumulative hangover will literally kill me if I stop drinking.
My truck of over seven years finally died on me about 3 months ago. Pretty much the saddest thing to happen to me. Too many memories in that piece of junk. Still shocked it sold for 1300 bucks.
Aww, are all the 12 year olds a little faster this time of year?
Cause fuck WIll thats why.
To be fair, he did play batman.
Something about this article screams, “I wrote this while drunk and feel bad about myself.”
RIP Duda
#Triggered
My old roommate from college still has me saved in his phone as dildo. But he also did get kicked out of college so that might make sense.