Keep it simple. Bring me a bloody mary to start and some water/coffee (honey in the coffee). Eggs over easy with a bacon/sausage combo and some toast to soak up the yolk. Mimosas during the meal and 1-3 beers to wash it all down.
A buddy of mine graduated law school in May and then promptly quit his job in December because “he wasn’t getting paid shit”. Well, now you’re getting paid zero, so nice work. We live in the same building and he can’t afford rent but still asks me to go out to the bars once a week. Last time he tried to get me to pay for each round but I started ordering just one beer each time.
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Keep it simple. Bring me a bloody mary to start and some water/coffee (honey in the coffee). Eggs over easy with a bacon/sausage combo and some toast to soak up the yolk. Mimosas during the meal and 1-3 beers to wash it all down.
My wife is going to be hot, not smart, so I’m not worried.
I would sure as shit never drive a white range rover myself, but I’ll be damned if I don’t by the future wife one.
Just you and Todd.
What a fucking week it’s been for Todd. This is how people end up faking their own deaths
Fuck man, good luck.
Fucking hate kids.
Making bad decisions is what you live for, John. Good to know I’m not the only one.
A buddy of mine graduated law school in May and then promptly quit his job in December because “he wasn’t getting paid shit”. Well, now you’re getting paid zero, so nice work. We live in the same building and he can’t afford rent but still asks me to go out to the bars once a week. Last time he tried to get me to pay for each round but I started ordering just one beer each time.
Boosh’s drinking really has gotten out of hand, huh?
I hope you guys live close to a police station. You’re gonna need it.
Super underrated comment with the name and pic.
Could be dicking over his girl, Will.
Unrelated, but when you gonna live blog again?
Dude, you might need to reevaluate this relationship. But respect for having the courage to write about it.
So did you close the deal or what?
Get away from me.
This is gonna be awesome.
STFU
Hungover on a Thursday morning and I can’t tell if this article is exactly what I need or precisely what I don’t need to hear right now.