“We’ve decided to go with another candidate.” PGP.

Being on a first name basis with the night security staff. PGP.

Watching your married boss go into the back room of the strip club on a business trip. PGP.

Responding with “thank you” after being told you are being fired. PGP.

Seeing a coworker on Tinder. PGP.

Using a restroom on a different floor to avoid running into any coworkers. PGP.

Having your first “Shit I’m going to get fired” moment. PGP.