My 30-year-old boyfriend can’t keep up with my family’s alcohol tolerance. PGP.

Everyone in the office wants the city we’re in to land the Amazon HQ. I just want to get a beer after work. PGP.

The only napkins in my house are from Chipotle. PGP.

Was called “sir” multiple times today by a college freshman. PGP.

Making a bingo board of all the annoying things people do in my office. PGP.

My boss came up to me and asked for motivation to get him through the day. PGP.

I’ve been “trying to start that show” for like 6 months now. PGP.