Alternate take: Skiing sucks because I’m too good at it. There’s nothing on the mountain that challenges me except for dropping off cliffs and my 27 year old body is too broken after years of sitting at a desk for me to attempt that. Now skiing is just an overpriced way for me to plan a trip with friends.
It doesn’t feel like this update was optimized for those of us with iPhone 5s. I appreciate that you’re trying to cultivate a higher class audience but what about the little people?
Recently deleted all social media apps from my phone. That’s a game changer. I do occasionally find myself scrolling mindlessly through my Venmo feed though.
I was all in on that idea until my girlfriend pointed out that rowing would “make her arms big”. Losing the white girl market was too much for me to handle
There’s a word in French for this that loosely translates to a “stair thought”, what you’re thinking as you walk down the stairs after a conversation. I bet Will knows what it is.
What about a whole new site? Post post grad problems where you talk about getting fat and all the bud lights in your fridge mysteriously turning into La Croix.
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Alternate take: Skiing sucks because I’m too good at it. There’s nothing on the mountain that challenges me except for dropping off cliffs and my 27 year old body is too broken after years of sitting at a desk for me to attempt that. Now skiing is just an overpriced way for me to plan a trip with friends.
Who actually claps when a plane lands. This is something I’ve only seen happen on internet memes.
It doesn’t feel like this update was optimized for those of us with iPhone 5s. I appreciate that you’re trying to cultivate a higher class audience but what about the little people?
Recently deleted all social media apps from my phone. That’s a game changer. I do occasionally find myself scrolling mindlessly through my Venmo feed though.
Contingent on the outcome of a sporting event?
I was all in on that idea until my girlfriend pointed out that rowing would “make her arms big”. Losing the white girl market was too much for me to handle
So the takeaway is that I should mass tweet every famous celebrity asking for a date ?
You should call it a reinsurance company…
There’s a word in French for this that loosely translates to a “stair thought”, what you’re thinking as you walk down the stairs after a conversation. I bet Will knows what it is.
No changes there
Ticket to Ride is a strong contender for best board game of all time.
Was just waiting for the cool runnings joke in the bobsled section. I’m glad someone could pick up the slack.
Reading about other people being fired drove my scaries to an all time high.
Write an article on here where you critique wedding rings, casually send it his way, relentlessly pressure him to buy you said ring, ????, profit.
You forgot the ultimate power move. “Tx” nothing says I’m too busy closing billion dollar deals quiet like an abbreviation for “Thanks”.
Is this where CMV is moving? Do I sense a CMV / Boston Max crossover episode ?
Pulled the two concepts together in “FatFishing” when your date shows up and she’s way fatter than expected
Quip is legit, I’ve had one for 6 months. Big fan
What about a whole new site? Post post grad problems where you talk about getting fat and all the bud lights in your fridge mysteriously turning into La Croix.
Obvious synergies between Duda and CallMeVictoria pair those two up for a dating column where they offer alternate solutions to dating problems