Just go for two rounds. The second one is the one where you try to impress her. Like my highschool football coach always said, “The first one is for you, the second one is for the team”
Sounds like he has an an acute case of manorexia brought on by the Southern California culture of body shaming. Just introduce him to a few other SoCal mainstays—the Devils lettuce and fresh brothers pizza.
As far as none romantic kissing goes it’s cheek or nothing. With that said I have a friend who while blackout will occasionally lay down godfather-esque mouth kisses. That’s just a display of dominance though.
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Also willing to toss my hat into the cyber ring, sup?
I can’t wait for “fuck, chuck and marry Fridays”
You might be a slam piece if…
More like three pieces of cold pizza and a glass of orange juice.
I make my chocolate milk with optimum chocolate whey. Got to get those gains, unfortunately it doesn’t seem to help much.
The obvious solution is to park in the back. The extra steps will burn off a king’s ransom in La Croix.
Scrambled eggs for dinner is the move. I eat that three times a week but I’m also a lazy piece of shit who can’t be bothered to cook a real meal.
You got to get in the melatonin game…
Red wine with fish? You’re a monster
Unpredictable work demands make this a some what regular occurrence for me when thinks get busy and timelines get tight. It honestly isn’t terrible.
Just go for two rounds. The second one is the one where you try to impress her. Like my highschool football coach always said, “The first one is for you, the second one is for the team”
Should have waited for a post coital situation to drop this bomb. Classic mistake…
Sounds like he has an an acute case of manorexia brought on by the Southern California culture of body shaming. Just introduce him to a few other SoCal mainstays—the Devils lettuce and fresh brothers pizza.
As far as none romantic kissing goes it’s cheek or nothing. With that said I have a friend who while blackout will occasionally lay down godfather-esque mouth kisses. That’s just a display of dominance though.
Fitzyyyyyy!!!
Problem: Relationships aren’t about what other people want they’re about what I want…
“I’m going to blog I think” out come the big guns
Where women’s clothes, watching “footie with the lads” are you finally coming out of the closet as a European?
My idea of a creative date is a hike. Is everybody else out there planning rooftop camping trips?
It pales in comparison to the mid coital slice