My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.

I still have no idea on how to use “ad-hoc” when talking to clients. PGP.

“Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening depending on which part of the world you’re in.” PGP.

My boyfriend just got adult braces. #PGP

I still don’t have my 2015 compensation plan. PGP.

Three weddings in four weeks.

Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

LinkedIn recommended my girlfriend connect with my ex. PGP.