A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

The only thing I want for my birthday is a Dyson. PGP.

I’m the only one in the office that doesn’t play Clash of Clans. PGP.

My job required me to use a typewriter today. PGP.

I’ll get a bed frame one of these days. PGP.

Work, Netflix, sleep. PGP.

Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.