1. Download Open Broadcast Software
2. Create Twitch account
3. Fire up your laptop webcam
4. Wear a low cut top
5. Play any video game on your laptop
6. Watch as people flock to your stream because “gamer gurl”
7. Rake in fat stacks from ad revenue, and donations/subs from children and manchildren
Maybe I have the timeline of this series wrong, but idk why you’d date when you’re weeks away from moving. If you end up really liking him, you’re hurting yourself, and if he ends up liking you, he gets left behind. Hooking up or just “hanging out” is understandable, but since this series is about pop-starting a somewhat romantic life, I just don’t see the point in dusting off the playbook until after the move.
yeah you’re right. It’s been so long since we’ve had the misfortune of reading Kendra articles, I almost forgot how poorly written they all were. Sometimes I wonder how TSM still stays relevant
Five People who had a Worse Weekend than You: Jack
The Single Woman’s Dating Playbook: Keeping another guy in your back pocket at all times
Used to really love reading your stuff, CMV, but this one just pissed me off. This dude was most likely under the impression that you two were “dating” aka “only dating each other” when he asked to take you out on a “real” date and you insisted that the other times were “real” dates (in a previous page of your playbook). Now, you’re just going to blindside him with the fact that someone you’ve only met 6 months ago just happens to stop by town and you go out of your way to go out with him and end with kissing? Oh, but it’s ok, “we’ve had a standing date”.
Get out of here. In any situation, Jack loses and you win. If he decides to tell you to take a hike, he loses you, and you get your precious validation. If he ropes you in, you still get your validation, but he’ll have this nagging feeling that you’re going to drop him once another option comes around. If he says ok, still have two guys (and prob more), but he only has you.
Maybe I’m just a salty, lonely, “beta-male” (ironic, since “Chad” is in my username). I do know that I’ve been hurt by these kind of women in college who would leave me when someone “better” comes along. One even had the gall to tell me that I would be great for a “serious” relationship and that she’s just looking to have fun. Thought I’d lose that after graduating, but apparently the women are just as immature.
After reading this, and how you’re trying to take the high road by admitting your selfish motives, I hope you have some really good tricks in that playbook to save yourself.
My sister and I play a little game of endurance we call “Parents’ Quest for Grandchildren.” And it’s really fun to play around the holidays. It’s a race to the bottom between myself, who is an undateable loser, and her, who just doesn’t want kids.
The best part about being an Eagles fan this week is being bombarded by texts from friends that contain continuous reminders that Philly’s golden season now has an incredibly poor prognosis…
I mean…IT DON’ MATTER NONE WE GON GO ALL THE WAY ANAYWAY BAYBEEEEE NICKFOLEAN DYNAMITE GONNA BRING THE RING FLYYYY EAGLES FLYYYYYY
Definitely inappropriate, but most places would only consider it harassment if it’s clearly stated that the behavior is unwanted, either to the offender or HR.
Now if it continues after she says something like “Don’t call me ‘good girl’ like I’m a dog or a servant, just say ‘thank you’ like a normal person,” then yeah, there’s gonna be some issues.
This is something I am interested in. How do you dry brine? How long do you smoke (the turkey, not the cigar for the patio)? I only have a standard Weber charcoal grill, so turkey size may be a limitation.
My go-to move if I’m in a time pinch is the cranberry sauce from the prepared foods counter at Fresh Market
Pros: Delicious af, relatively cheap, no need for temp control (it likes the fridge, but you don’t need to lug a cooler), probably nobody else brought any
Cons: Cranberry sauce is one of the least appreciated foods, so expect to take some home. If someone bought canned cranberry sauce, they’ll hate you.
I’m actually surprised there are places that will sell you a pitcher of that stuff. Must not have come cheap, but Two Hearted would definitely be worth it.
On the other hand, if Todd and Girl split, we might get Chronicles of Todd + Guys Being Dudes collab. Plus, I don’t think Todd would be a lone wolf since he’d probably still be cool with Finn, Tripp, and Spencer.
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Scrooge,
I’m leaving you.
-Scrooge’s imaginary gf
Google Smart:
[Sent from my iPhone] [I love you!] [You’re ugly anyway]
Pgpm
Norfolk just became a real city this summer, I guess. Suck it, NoVA
>His fingertips connected with her skin just under her ear, and he felt an electric shock course through his body
Was kinda expecting Eric to get tased
You left out the part where you slam the 40 on the sidewalk when you’re done.
Doesn’t work quite as well with plastic 40s though.
Meanwhile I’m sifting through the rack at TJMaxx shamelessly looking for deals on name brand wholesale rejects
1. Download Open Broadcast Software
2. Create Twitch account
3. Fire up your laptop webcam
4. Wear a low cut top
5. Play any video game on your laptop
6. Watch as people flock to your stream because “gamer gurl”
7. Rake in fat stacks from ad revenue, and donations/subs from children and manchildren
2 ez
My bet’s on Megan being a lesbian.
Maybe I have the timeline of this series wrong, but idk why you’d date when you’re weeks away from moving. If you end up really liking him, you’re hurting yourself, and if he ends up liking you, he gets left behind. Hooking up or just “hanging out” is understandable, but since this series is about pop-starting a somewhat romantic life, I just don’t see the point in dusting off the playbook until after the move.
#contentneversleeps
Press F to pay respects.
Jack was PGP’s boy
yeah you’re right. It’s been so long since we’ve had the misfortune of reading Kendra articles, I almost forgot how poorly written they all were. Sometimes I wonder how TSM still stays relevant
I could stay in the PGPverse by saying Kendra > CMV
Five People who had a Worse Weekend than You: Jack
The Single Woman’s Dating Playbook: Keeping another guy in your back pocket at all times
Used to really love reading your stuff, CMV, but this one just pissed me off. This dude was most likely under the impression that you two were “dating” aka “only dating each other” when he asked to take you out on a “real” date and you insisted that the other times were “real” dates (in a previous page of your playbook). Now, you’re just going to blindside him with the fact that someone you’ve only met 6 months ago just happens to stop by town and you go out of your way to go out with him and end with kissing? Oh, but it’s ok, “we’ve had a standing date”.
Get out of here. In any situation, Jack loses and you win. If he decides to tell you to take a hike, he loses you, and you get your precious validation. If he ropes you in, you still get your validation, but he’ll have this nagging feeling that you’re going to drop him once another option comes around. If he says ok, still have two guys (and prob more), but he only has you.
Maybe I’m just a salty, lonely, “beta-male” (ironic, since “Chad” is in my username). I do know that I’ve been hurt by these kind of women in college who would leave me when someone “better” comes along. One even had the gall to tell me that I would be great for a “serious” relationship and that she’s just looking to have fun. Thought I’d lose that after graduating, but apparently the women are just as immature.
After reading this, and how you’re trying to take the high road by admitting your selfish motives, I hope you have some really good tricks in that playbook to save yourself.
Girl is annoying. Caroline is rude. This is vile.
My sister and I play a little game of endurance we call “Parents’ Quest for Grandchildren.” And it’s really fun to play around the holidays. It’s a race to the bottom between myself, who is an undateable loser, and her, who just doesn’t want kids.
The best part about being an Eagles fan this week is being bombarded by texts from friends that contain continuous reminders that Philly’s golden season now has an incredibly poor prognosis…
I mean…IT DON’ MATTER NONE WE GON GO ALL THE WAY ANAYWAY BAYBEEEEE NICKFOLEAN DYNAMITE GONNA BRING THE RING FLYYYY EAGLES FLYYYYYY
Definitely inappropriate, but most places would only consider it harassment if it’s clearly stated that the behavior is unwanted, either to the offender or HR.
Now if it continues after she says something like “Don’t call me ‘good girl’ like I’m a dog or a servant, just say ‘thank you’ like a normal person,” then yeah, there’s gonna be some issues.
This is something I am interested in. How do you dry brine? How long do you smoke (the turkey, not the cigar for the patio)? I only have a standard Weber charcoal grill, so turkey size may be a limitation.
My go-to move if I’m in a time pinch is the cranberry sauce from the prepared foods counter at Fresh Market
Pros: Delicious af, relatively cheap, no need for temp control (it likes the fridge, but you don’t need to lug a cooler), probably nobody else brought any
Cons: Cranberry sauce is one of the least appreciated foods, so expect to take some home. If someone bought canned cranberry sauce, they’ll hate you.
I’m actually surprised there are places that will sell you a pitcher of that stuff. Must not have come cheap, but Two Hearted would definitely be worth it.
On the other hand, if Todd and Girl split, we might get Chronicles of Todd + Guys Being Dudes collab. Plus, I don’t think Todd would be a lone wolf since he’d probably still be cool with Finn, Tripp, and Spencer.