“Hey, how’s it going?” “Well, it’s going…”

Having a date at 8 p.m. and already worrying you’ll get home past your bedtime.

Took six flights of stairs to avoid talking with a coworker in the garage elevator.

The inaudible sigh you give when your work phone rings.

Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN.

Practicing my golf swing mid-conversation.

Get to work. Get coffee. Start working. Forget about coffee. Remember coffee. It’s cold.