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Muscle weighs more than fat and you may have hit a plateau for your body structure at the moment. Keep at it though
Referring to herself as “Mama” raises my blood pressure to unhealthy levels
Just make your move. Sooner you do the sooner you find out whether you’ll be living in the friendzone or climbing the golden ladder to salvation. God speed and good luck on future sex.
Name checks out
Good to know there is a multiple different drunk texts, if only I knew sooner I would have an acceptable alibeid
FRIDAY IS ‘BOUT CRUSHING SPREADSHEETS AND EXISTENTIAL LIFE CRISIS
deFries you sick bastard
I AM SHAKING IN EXCITEMENT TO CASH CHECKS AND SNAP NECKS, ALTHOUGH I BLAME THE SHAKES ON PRE-WORKOUT
Deciding between what fertilizers to buy #PGP
Ever sit next to a crying baby in a restaurant or a plane? Sounds ideal to have children.
Todd is fucked. His only way out of this downward spiral of life is death at this point.
Girl simply makes me want to rage quit and light my desk on fire, or either that could be just every day
Stay away from my cousins you scuzzball. What’s wrong with a BBQ…or a grill-out….like normal primates
Maybe….its the messages Girl sent while she was inebriated in San Fran of her ruining any shot with Todd….one can only hope