Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on 15 People Guaranteed To Ruin The Party Nah that’s just necessary to get the night rolling -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP. Not having a single lady in the office. PGP 21 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on The only Valentine I got was from Team Snapchat. PGP This is all too real. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on The Quintessential Hot Girl Cars, Ranked I drive a BMW X5. I have yet to see a single unattractive chick in one. -2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on Would anyone notice if I wasn't in the office? No the answer is always no 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on Work-Home-Gym-Netflix-Bed.Rinse and Repeat. I figured the Real Jesus would be a one woman man, but guess I thought wrong. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on The Best PGP One-Liners: January 2016 #1 can’t be any more correct 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on These Are The 20 Best High-Paying Jobs In America, And They're All Way Out Of My League FYI, Thanks Obama 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on These Are The 20 Best High-Paying Jobs In America, And They're All Way Out Of My League Well I am a sales manager of the whole US, but make nowhere near $126k. PGP 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on My Office Mom was fired today. PGP. That’s rough, but try having your secretary deported back to Germany. Talk about getting blind sided on a Friday morning. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on Why Equestrian Women Are Crazy Care to repeat any of those stories? Long day day at the office…. 25 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on Kaley Cuoco Kicked It Back To 2001 By Lip Syncing "I'm A Slave 4 U" By Britney Spears Last Night Still would though 24 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on This Couple That Sold Their House And Bought A Boat In The Mediterranean Is Now Dominating Instagram Id enjoy plowing his wife. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on The Definitive Formula For Deciding Whether You Should Attend Your Team's Bowl Game I drunkenly bought tickets to the Alabama Michigan State game. Looks like I’ll be spending New Years Eve in Dallas. Any good spots I need to hit up? PS: I went to Purdue and our football team is a pile of dog shit. 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on Here's A Dating App That's Dedicated To Cock Shots Instead Of Compatibility Still wouldn’t get any matches. PGP 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on The Top 6 Dating Apps Ranked Because It's Cuffing Season Farmers Only not making the list breaks my heart. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 9 years ago on I Got A Mani-Pedi And It Changed My Life She might also be ten, it’s hard to say. 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Nah that’s just necessary to get the night rolling
Not having a single lady in the office. PGP
This is all too real.
I drive a BMW X5. I have yet to see a single unattractive chick in one.
No the answer is always no
I figured the Real Jesus would be a one woman man, but guess I thought wrong.
#1 can’t be any more correct
FYI, Thanks Obama
Well I am a sales manager of the whole US, but make nowhere near $126k. PGP
That’s rough, but try having your secretary deported back to Germany. Talk about getting blind sided on a Friday morning.
Care to repeat any of those stories? Long day day at the office….
Still would though
Id enjoy plowing his wife.
I drunkenly bought tickets to the Alabama Michigan State game. Looks like I’ll be spending New Years Eve in Dallas. Any good spots I need to hit up?
PS: I went to Purdue and our football team is a pile of dog shit.
Still wouldn’t get any matches. PGP
Farmers Only not making the list breaks my heart.
She might also be ten, it’s hard to say.